Choral Speaking Script

Choral Speaking Script ' Malaysia Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles '

ALL      Good morning, Good morning, Good morning!!!
ALL-     We would like to present to you......
ALL-     The Malaysian Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles
ALL-     Ladies and gentlemen,
ALL-     Boys and girls,
ALL-     Join us for a journey,
A-         A flight to reality
C-         Yap, some people say
B-         Reality bites(Ouch!)
ALL-     Yet, it’s true!
ALL-     True, it’s true!
B(solo)-            So please,oh please
ALL-     Bear with us till the last
B-         Coz it's the Malaysian reality
ALL-     That we shall now reveal
C-         Open any traveler’s magazine
ALL-     And pronto! Find MALAYSIA-Malaysia!
B-         You'll see broad wide smiles
B (solo) -          Of the numerous praises
A (solo) -          Continuous Compliment
ALL-     Of Our
A&C-    Natural green paradise
B&C-    Swaying coconut trees
A&B-    And pretty warm ladies with figure looking good... [Wow]
ALL-     But in reality, we have our very own unique
ALL-     Unbelievable and sometimes
ALL-     Disgusting lifestyles
C-         And now our first stop."The Habit of Throwing Rubbish into Malaysian Rivers"
B(solo)-            "Uh,hello Inspector Mazlan.This is Aleeza here. Can you come over to Sungai Pahang?"
B (solo)-"What's up, Leeza? Anything fishy going on up there?"
B (solo) -          "Well, wee have found something strange floating here!"
C-         It's an alien!
A-         Its a UFO!
B-         It's a fridge!
ALL-     A fridge????
ALL-     A fridge in Sungai Pahang?
ALL-     Our once clean and fresh rivers
A-         Now they are huge rubbish dumps
A&B-    From toilet tissues to human faces,
A&C-    Steering wheels to old TVs,
A-corpses    B-steel beds     C-and even worse,ALL-aeroplane wreckage
A-         Next comes our second unique lifestyles: ALL-"The Public Toilets Dilemma"
A&C-    Flush!B(solo)-Boom!
C-         "Welcome to Malaysian aromatic public toilets, Aloha!"
B-         "Only 20 cents for that sweet, nauseating experience!"
A-         "What? I do not know you have petai and jering air fresheners in here."
ALL-     Petai and jering? Are those the latest fragrances from Greek? Well, no! They are from Grik! Grik, Perak!
B(solo)-We are for cleanliness
A(solo)-"Keep our toilet clean"
C(solo)-"Don’t throw the sanitary napkin into the toilet bowl"
ALL-     But we never practice them
C-         They always end up as slogans
ALL-     look at our
A-         ugly, dirty and smelly public toilets
B&C-    Another Malaysian disgraceful scene!
A-         The smell makes you sick and dizzy
B&C-    You feel like vomiting and fainting
A&B-    The very moment you step in
C-         Instantly you feel like jumping out!
ALL-     Third, other Malaysian rare lifestyles:"The Dumping Babies Mania."
C-Babies A-Babies B-Babies
ALL-Cute,cuddly,gentle and chubby
A(solo)-Oh!What a pity, these innocent
A-But punished babies
C-Dumped around like some kind of rubbish
A-In the dustbin
B-In the toilet
C-At the lane
A-On the train
ALL-And some even in the drain
A(solo)-"Mummy, mummy why did the mothers throw their babies everywhere?"
C (solo)-"Coz they didn't want the babies.
A (solo)-"Why is that so?
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ALL-That's another Malaysian darkest side!
B-We have told you the truth
C-The whole truth,
A-And nothing but the truth
ALL-So, dont you feel horrible, terrible and unbearable?
C-Don’t you feel like choking us to death?
A-Or yelling out, ALL-"Shut up!"
ALL-We assure you that
B-With the Malaysian educational system
A&B-That stresses on moral values and etiquettes like
C-Diligence! B-Politeness! A-Sharing! C-Loving! B-Kindness! A-Honesty!
A-You can expect
B-Today's youngsters and our future Malaysians
C-To be more caring and more responsible citizens
A-We will give our best
A&B-To make Malaysia
ALL-A cleaner, safer and better
B&C-Place to live in
ALL-     "Ask not what the country can give you but ask what you can give to your country"
B-         For that,
A&C-    We must beat the odds and be the best(the best)
A&B-    As a people, as a nation
B&C-    Let's live as one
A-United, undivided,
C-As the saying goes:
ALL-"All for one and one for all
A&C-Together we move on with full spirit and zest!
ALL-Malaysia can do it, yeah!